9.12.2008
Lesson One On How To Crush Bitches...
Follow this guy's lead. Seriously, he has it down.
Are you a hot, smart lady that enjoys touching penises? Holy shit, let's chat! I'm an awesome motherfucker that saves puppies and shit. Man, I save the shit out of puppies. I bought a homeless guy a sandwich the other day. I even supersized that shit, because I'm a god damn humanitarian.
Read the full Craigslist Ad here, (thanks Mo). And if you live in Nashville may I suggest you step up and hit it.
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3 comments:
how do i get a direct line to this guy?
"I have a job and a fucking 401k. The 'k' stands for king of that snatch."
i get chills.
I'm glad in LA all you have to do is stare down a bitch and tap her on the head to make the panties drop.
word.
*if that doesn't work, namedrop, starfuck, line o blow, repeat.
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