9.12.2008

Lesson One On How To Crush Bitches...


Follow this guy's lead. Seriously, he has it down.

Are you a hot, smart lady that enjoys touching penises? Holy shit, let's chat! I'm an awesome motherfucker that saves puppies and shit. Man, I save the shit out of puppies. I bought a homeless guy a sandwich the other day. I even supersized that shit, because I'm a god damn humanitarian.

Read the full Craigslist Ad here, (thanks Mo). And if you live in Nashville may I suggest you step up and hit it.

3 comments:

wiscodana said...

how do i get a direct line to this guy?

mtraynor said...

"I have a job and a fucking 401k. The 'k' stands for king of that snatch."

i get chills.

duG said...

I'm glad in LA all you have to do is stare down a bitch and tap her on the head to make the panties drop.

word.

*if that doesn't work, namedrop, starfuck, line o blow, repeat.