5.20.2008

Are You Smarter Than 13-Year-Old?


After reading this article I've decided to throw in the towel. This kid is cooler than me at age 13. It's titled, A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts, and it reads even better than the headline. Some choice passages:

"Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present."

And...

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

But goto the article and read it the whole way through - this has to be a joke, right?

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