What's Gayer Than A Rainbow?

Speaking of dicks. What gives you a boner?

Aside from the faint whiff of female vag, here are some other things that give me a boner, in no order:

- Hilary Clinton crying
- When the guy says 5 minutes and it is 5 minutes
- Tom Yap's distinguished mustache
- Porn, obviously, all kinds, all formats
- New jeans, like these APC ones I look great in
- The black lady at the counter of McDonalds who wears her uniform with a refreshing sense of abandonment. Such as her shirt untucked and hat sideways. Kudos on being cavalier not only in life but in work.
- The beach. Not the gay movie but the actually beach with real sand, and waves, and bikinis
- Anything pink