A Place To Lay Your Weary Head

So you have stumbled out of that hell hole Lit. It's 5:30 AM and you can go home or throw yourself in front of a bus. All you want to do is rest your head on the lap of a fine woman whose soothing thigh you can pass out on. So what happens if you don't have the real thing?

Wonder no more amigos, you can have your cake and lay on it too!

Thanks Kar Kar.