What If.....Beach Was A Doctor

Some of us are lucky in life to find those careers that seem to fit our inner being or rather inner drinker. What if a guy like Beach had decided to become a doctor rather than the king maker he is? I think it would have ended up along these lines:

A Massachusetts doctor has been fired and lost the right to renew his medical license for allegedly trying to give a pregnant woman an epidural while drunk.

The state Board of Registration in Medicine says 39-year-old Robert Dolan was drinking from a bottle of bourbon he brought to work when he was called to perform the procedure at Caritas St. Elizabeth's Medical Center last November.

Read about the drunken Beach doctor HERE.