You Can't See His Penis Or Nothing...

Dude, I'm not gay, I'm just trying to convince my friend who was a roadie on the first Mindless Self Indulgence tour to run around the Burger King naked after taking a birthday bath in the sink. I like how the manager doesn't do anything.

Bonus points goes to this guy for still being able to effortlessly pull off the infamous Kris Kros hair that reached its popularity height in 1992. What's the over under on how many kids he's fathered? Welfare totally rules.