Who Do I Have To Kill?

In other related bad news that came to fruition this weekend while I was supposed to be maxing and relaxing on Miami Beach... my bank changed the amount of a check I made out to my local Chinese restaurant for the original price of $9.70 (don't ask why I wrote a check...I'm lazy) to $9,700.00. That's nearly $10k in chicken lo-mein. They better rename that place Ling Ling Erickson's, because I just bankrolled their new kitchen.