Rock, Paper, Scissors... Shit...

Don't let Yaps know there is a RPS tournament in Las Vegas! When he final leaves us for the um... greener... pastures of Los Angeles, I'm certain he will make the annual trip down the highway to participate in this balls-out competition of guts and marginal brain power. If his legendary performance at the gazebo in upstate New York is any indication, he probably stands a decent chance at placing.