A Stroke Of Genius...

So after eating my lunch of Shrimp Dumpling Noodle Soup, it dawned on me. I'm in the wrong profession. While the dish was filling and quite satisfying, despite them forgetting to send over the salad and some magic seafood roll, it got me thinking; I could do it better. After years of eating meal after meal of Ramen concoctions, I've amassed a cookbook's worth of recipes that will take those hipster noodle bars to school. And yes, I've already named my culinary establishment - Miso Horny, (TM Jay Belin). Watch your back, I'm coming after you like Genghis Khan.

On a side note, the picture above is the first result when you Google Image the word "Asians".

1 comment:

B. Hawkins Pham said...

Miso Horny is actually a bitchin' porn flick. Spoiler alert: tofu can do wonders when allowed to harden.