5.12.2008

Karl Malone = #1 Dad! I Mean Douche!


Jack was kind enough to bring this story to my attention last night. Back in his collegiate years, Karl "The Mailman" Malone impregnated a 13 year old girl who eventually gave birth to Demetrius Bell. The story gained Page 2 placement at ESPN (dot-com) after Demetrius was selected by the Buffalo Bills in the 2008 NFL Draft. It is a heart wrenching tale of a deadbeat father beloved by so many while remaining a closet dickhead. Seriously Karl, you can't peel off a few stacks for your son? You are one real piece of shit. In fact, you aren't as good as shit, you are like the hemorrhoids that hang around after a piece of shit.

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