Highly Recommended

Have you ever spent a lazy weekend day watching the Sci-Fi channel? Might be my new favorite go-to for curing the common hangover (caused by a Park Slope tequila shot bar crawl). Anyways, I stumbled upon one of the greatest moves ever made smack dab between "Octapus 2" and "Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep"... the glorious "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon".

Brief synopsis of this movie: prehistoric giant shark rises from the trenches to wreak havoc on a resort in Mexico. Sexy Harbor patrol man and hot paleontologist eventually do the nasty.

The acting is terrible, the special effects laughable (pretty sure they just magnified a great white shark, which caused it to blur), and best of all the dialogue is cringe-worthy. Throw all this together and you have a recipe for an instant cult classic.

Here's a sample of quotes:
hot bitch [sigh] I'm exhausted.
sexy dude: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

hot bitch: You're extinct, fucker!
[shoots shark in mouth]

Here's the trailer for the movie:

and the best action sequence ever filmed:

1 comment:

Jungle Jay said...

wow, the dude getting away had no idea what he was in for... kapoweee!