Air Out Of McNair

Baltimore is weeping tonight. Air McNair, quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, has decided to hang up the cleats and jock strap.

Murdering felon teammate Ray Lewis had this to say:

"There is no greater warrior or player with a bigger heart than Steve McNair. He came into this game and gave it everything he had. He now can walk away with his head held high"

Following his praise, Lewis shot and killed McNair and tossed the gun to one of his thug friends and told him to drop it in the sewer, just like in The Wire.

1 comment:

wiscodana said...

sucks he'll have to be stuck in the "other retirees" montage reel after they devote hours and hours to Favre next season.